Shampoo Alert!

I got this in my email from my mother-in-law. I thought it was cute. 

 

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"! 

Seriously, why have I not noticed this before? Now I understand why I am so "full-figured"! 

Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says right on the label "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."

It pays to read the warning labels, my friends!